1. "I think we should see other people."
Statistics has found that 33% of adults had broken up with someone via text, e-mail or Facebook. 40% said they "would never" do it, indicating that 7% of the surveyed humans are soulless jerks who haven't but would hurtfully sever ties with a lover if only someone would respond to their advances.There are obviously several ways to go about it.Most text of these such only ends up in complete and distance break up.
2. "Will you marry me?"
A text proposal is not the best way to propose to someone you wish to spend your entire life with. It actually happened, people. And if that isn't innards-wrenchingly horrific enough, after it happened, Can we please consider marriage proposals one of the few remaining bastions of old-fashioned romance, free from the lackadaisical pall that technology has cast over everything?
3. "We're thinking about going to Shortstop later but Aiden is still napping & Mona was talking abt having ppl over for a cookout. IDK if I want to be out in the heat tho since I'm still hungo from Bosco's pirate party thing last night. Are you and Weeds still... [1 of 2]"
4. "...wandering around the park or did you want to do something later? Hit me up if you see this before 10. Gonna go pass out for a while. [2 of 2]"
Texting was supposed to save us time by letting us bypass the phone call and just instantly telegraph the important stuff. But we've grown so reliant upon it that we obliviously miss, Mr. Bean-like, the conversations that could happen expeditiously over the phone.
5. [a photo of your junk]
According to a Research Center study that is (according to the Times) due out later this year, 6% of American adults -- that's one in 17 upstanding citizens -- has sent a nude or nearly nude (but not"never-nude") photo on a cell phone. And 15% have received such a text. (Apparently these self-portraitists are prolific.)
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